I Am Ill
Our back page columnist says he has written his latest missive while hallucinating. Not that there’s a whole…
Theremins
“I know all about theremins, I could do a beginner’s guide,” he said. “You aren’t just going to…
Elephant Sound?
What treats does 2021 hold in store? Well, round here, delusional ramblings await. What awaits our Fats is…
The United States of America
Big place, America. So big that if our so-called columnist ever visited he could easily get lost, say…
Unnecessarily Repetitive
It’s like our loose-wired columnist is actually in touch with the real world. “I’d like to pay tribute…
Cloudbuster!
Spring is in the air, the sap is rising, and our loose cannon of a columnist is feeling…
Meet Geoff, Electronic Music Ambassador
While we insist dealings with our so-called columnist are strictly email only, it’s nice to hear he has…
Bandus Campos
Right, who left the special cakes out? If you’re having one, you need to hide them at the…
I Bought A Drum Machine
When Band Aid sang “It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid”, they clearly hadn’t reckoned on…